Just opened a Twitter account for my doppelgänger so I can start writing about what I REALLY think.

Please do not try to locate this account.

Seriously, go sign up for Twitter, so everyone will know what you are grilling tomorrow night or that you are tired.  Yeeaaahh.

There are some Twitter accounts that actually feature interesting content, though, and here are a few that I read.

twitter.com/shitmydadsays
twitter.com/cobracommander
twitter.com/barackobama
twitter.com/ctabusdriver

Do it.